Monday, January 02, 2006

THE GOONS WILL RULE THIS PLACE SOON.....

yesterday being x'mas, i felt the x'mas spirit and it's magic.
x'mas eve, bought lottery and kena 2 starter prizes...$500. so on x'mas yesterday, went to collect money. there, i marked numbers again....5318...my trusty pickup's number. then i ticked wrongly. instead of i-bet, went ticked system bet for $2. the girl said hallo system bet u know $48...sorry i keyed oredi...i dunno how to cancel...what to do? anyway i got $500 warm warm in pocket...so ok lor...dun make u headache on xmas day...i sup lor...
xmas evening...4d annoucement over radio....1853... ALAMAK!!! I KENA AGAIN!!! $500 for $2 system bet :9)..
This morning up early...very very happy u know...so about 9 am went to cold storage to get prize of another $500....gong gong buy gong gong kena...pai seh :0)
after money collected, buy groceries. again, xmas magic dust onto me....
sotong counter old girl, keyed in prices wrongly...got discount, she forgot to over ride. how? i pointed out her mistakes...mati! she said dunno how to reverse....then HOW? so since so early...no customer yet. me the only goon there. she whispered u go and get another item....i key in amount to tally the shortfall....so i get lor...and she only key $1 for something that was $3. then handed me the receipt.I checked. Oh shit!!! so many discounted items din over ride...jialat...i pointed out to her again. mati! she panic! i also panic...she hyperventilated...me also hyperventilated!...then she said...ok let see how much excess din over ride...about $2+...so she whispered in my ear again...ok lah, uncle...u go and take whatever amount,....then i key $1 for u again...so how? she din know how to over ride...or how to void or how to whatever....so to make things easier, i went to take a few items lor...what to do..? in the end, she keyed in another $1. and i gong gong packed up the bags and returned home to share this goonie just happened tale with u...
if for u, what would u have done? complain? shout at her? i want see manager? or what? for me being a gong goon...just obliged whatever a early early kena distressed old maiden...and her day would be lighter and smoother. no one suffers what....and it's post-christmas what...so cold storage only like lose about $10 only what...not my fault or her fault hor...they din adjust or set up the cash register properly hor...so dun accuse me of shoplifting hor...i got $500 warm warm in my pocket...i can afford...but i just obliged so that she won't panic or hyperventilate further...poor auntie...lucky u met this goon...if u met some irritating money-tay-see-lan guy....u sure will heart attack or explode with frustration....bless u old girl...
so will the goons rule sinkietown? or maybe the whole planet?

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