From:
HardRCafe
25-Oct 22:50
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leetahsar
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Have you seen a spitting anaconda?

From:
leetahsar
26-Oct 02:07
To:
HardRCafe
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u got huh? by the way, anaconda doesn't spit. it swallow whole....bones and everything. the king cobra spit and eat up other cobras or snakes. very long. very deadly poisonous....urs deadly long and poisonous

dearie me! almost forgot si bei kang was coming to pick me up for breakfast....still reminiscing the wonderful days we spent together deliverling bikes and then proceed to deliver mattresses. it was so enjoyable with si bei kang and bei pine together. we laughed liked anything. we closer than real brothers. we were brothers of the brothers. shit! wake up tahsar stop rewinding memory. go wash up. si bei kang coming any moment now....
"p p p p p...pp!" tooted the car horn. sibeikang's trademark tooting. he was here alright. off i rushed downstair. we went to the nearby hawker centre for our breakfast.
i noticed sibeikang's forehead loomed a very dark cloud. unaware i just blurted out,"sibeikang, u don't look good...u got problems is it?" true enough, sibeikang got a host of problems. "hey, tahsar, how u know?" he was bewildered, "my wifey told u is it?"
"tell me what?" i was just as surprised why i said those words.
"hai...! tahsar, u don't know....if given a chance again, i won't want to marry", sibeikang finally revealed rathered dejectedly.
"what happen, sibeikang" here went my kaypoh cells again...all on full alert.
"my wife, u know....chinchiagong...well, we r separated already..." he said.
"what happen to chinchiagong? i tot she loves u like anything. u all got a kid already right....how old...3 yrs?" now i was really surprised........
si bei kang's eyes welled up. i thought i saw a trickle of tears. he was fast to wipe it off with his palm. "what's wrong? u wanna let me know?" couldn't stand it any longer. my kaypoh cells needed to be fed with the details.
"i knew a jambo girl teetujia. and used to go out often...even after chinchiagong and i are married already." si bei kang related, "and chinchiagong, i thought she was ok and understand....it's jus the friend friend thing only between us....but...but..." "yes, yes...." i was really kaypoh now and anticipating something juicy coming up next.
"....and...one day she caught us in bed", si bei kang was shaking his own head and looked really remorseful.
"goodness! si bei kang, how can u....! oh my! oh dear! goodness! how can u!....." what else can i exclaimed....i was lost at words too.
ring...ing...rriing.....his cellphone rang. "oh hi, teetujia!" he held his cellphone closed to his ear."oh is it!!? oh no! ok, ok...u drive u car to alexandra village garage now...i meet u there in half an hour."
"eh, what's wrong?" i asked.
"nothing....my gf's car just got banged on the backside so i asked her to drive it to the garage. wanna to come see for yourself?" replied sibeikang. of course, i would like to go and see this teetujia.
while we were proceeding to the destination, i unwittingly advised sibeikang and explained to him the PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA.
"sibeikang, i must tell u this...u r really facing a marital crisis now...u don't mind i use prajnaparamita to explain to u...ok? ok, here goes...." i started my all of a sudden inspired preaching.
"the prajnaparamita heart sutra says that if u r an emperor u act as one....if u r a soldier then u act as one, too. If u r a soldier and rebels and want to be an emperor instead....then the whole equilibrium of the country would go crazy and upset....u understand up to here...?very simple, right?" i continued. "so now u r no longer the rolanto or romeo or whatever playboy u used to be...u r sibeikang, the husband of chinjiagong and the father of sisuagong...u have to act both like a husband and a father. stop all your flirting...all your romancing...all your whatever nonsense. if u bring in a new life be responsbile for him, your son. don't sow the suffering seed of lust so that in the end your innocent boy will suffer from it...your wife willl suffer from it and finally you yourself would be filled with guilt and suffer even worst fate....."
sibeikang was silenced throughout my don't know where come preaching. but my tone was dead serious. not like my usual goon and tahsar style...very steady poon pee pee!
at the garage, i met teetujia for the first time. she was gorgeous. very sexy figure. very big bosom. and hell, the way she wore those low low hipster jean...if lower by another inch, u get to see her "camel toe". and by jolly god! i dun think she was wearing an underwear!!! luckily i just purged all the obscenity poison out of my system. if not, sure the bloodhound would start howling. there nabei, i very clever oredi....i know what camel toe is. what about the rest of u brothers? wah lau, sibeikang, how the hell u know this teetujia, man? u really son of a anaconda, leh!!
today is also their wedding anniversary day. i had arranged chinjiagong to meet up with sibeikang whom she had been avoiding for months. he must had hurt her real deep. i would be the counsellor and judge for tonight's dinner. oops! almost time already. got to change and prepare. they are coming soon.....after tonight's meal, of course they are paying for it, i would update to u all the verdict.
whether any hope of reconcile or divorce or whatever, i would keep u all posted. stay tuned....the exciting ending of part I.....