THE TAO HUA JIE OF SIBEIKANG

goodie! today sibeikang called me early morning and asked me wanted to go makan agin....leisure drive and joined his mini cooper club to attend some property launch at patah, jb.
shiok! i went 'cos got free makan and goodies bag. goodness! when he came to pick me up, the moment i saw him, i saw a plum blossoms all over his head. u know tao hua yun...and it happened sooner than i told him.
when we passed the toll just after the tuas causeway, the pretty jambu malay toll girl drooled at him and asked him for his phone number. well, maybe i should describe to u how sibeikang look like.
if u have seen reggie ren before, u would see sibeikang. he resembled the popular taiwanese star/singer reggie ren to the hilt. and sibeikang had been training...maybe through his nightly jacking exercises, had developed abs and a killer body form which enhanced and fertilised his current plum blossom fortune now hanging over him...u know the tao hua jie where all the girls will swoon and drools when they see a hunk with a killer body....
so i told sibeikang. "Sibeikang, i worry for u...it seem that the 3rd prediction i ve for u is coming true soon...if u keep on inviting spider spirits?" i advised him.
He was shocked and asked. "How did u know? i mean...i din tell u right? actually a few days ago, i drove 3 girls into JB for jacking exercise...u know...that kind of exercise man loves..." He gave me a lecherous wink.
"Oh sibeikang....u really love to see ur son sibeigong to suffer is it?...u really want a divorce from chinchiagong, ur wife? and see ur whole happy family crumbles?" i warned him and continued, "If that happens, ur business will definitely flop and u r sure to go broke...u want that to happen?" now i really shocked him. he kept quiet and brood over my questions.
"In ur life now, there r 2 important things. that is: one, ur wife. two, ur son." i told him. "once u treasure these 2 persons....everything else will fall in its place and u will definitely continue to enjoy wealth..."
To end this pep talk, i ended up having to sacrifice my time and myself for him. this is what i told him: "Sibeikang, if u r now bothered by spider spirits, next time u meet them up, bring me along. i will rid them once and for all for u......" get ready for this...but don't flame me, hor...it sounds lame..hell, somebody have to do it...and it's going to be the gong goon me...
"I will tell directly to ur spider spirits that u r my boyfriend...BF and ask them to lay off their spider webs...and from there on, i don't think any spider spirits would bother u....but pls keep this to both of us...i m sacrificing my reputation for u."....hahahaha...and we laughed our heads off.....
hope he understand what he is doing and my concern for him....as his ex-teacher and a dear friend.
sibeikang just called me to have breakfast. while slurping away our prawn mee...ya, again his favorite what...i nearly choked. all of a sudden, he blurted, "Tarshar, i din wear underwear now....i din know where i left it last night...."
i stared at him eyes nearly popped out and slivers of dangling noodles hanging precariously at the corners of my mouth. Slurppp...i sucked in my dangling noodles...speechless. "U need undies now...i got some which r too small for me now....i ve ballooned sinced retired.." i asked him.
well, now i understand the meaning of as good buddies as sharing undies....hahahaha.....
sibeikang, sibeikang...when will u wake up from the illusive flowering peach blossom dreams......the earlier u wake up, the better the chances u can reconcile with ur wife chinjiagong...and the higher the chances sibeikong ur cute intelligent boy will be able to fulfil the live happily ever after dream....WAKE UP!!!SIBEIKANG!!!WAKE UP!!!

From:
khanaton
4-Dec 22:58
To:
leetahsar
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83628.510 in reply to 83628.509
actually leetasar, why one man can only have 1 wife?
in ancient past, one man can have 2 or more wife if he can afford it.so if chinchargong allow, he also can have another wife. it will be better to be jacking 2 clean women then jacking 3 or more might be clean/dirty women.

From:
leetahsar
4-Dec 23:07
To:
khanaton
511 of 619

83628.511 in reply to 83628.510
aiyoh, my dear khanaton...u din learn anything good from my real life stories...u absorbed all the bad things is it?....if u were chinjiagong and sibeikang ur rolanto hubby, he goes around jacking all the spider spirits, then returns home and jacks u some more...how ah...u feel? can die of AIDS sooner than u think k. anything this is immoral and have to put a STOP TO IT...he's no longer rolanto. HE'S A FATHER AND A HUSBAND, SO BEHAVE AS ONE....vhui guo chui guo!

From:
cantbeassed
5-Dec 04:09
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leetahsar
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83628.512 in reply to 83628.511
BRAVO!! you should send your stories into a chick magazine and they should publish titbits every month in your own column.. fascinating stuff!! more pls:)))