I WILL now tell u my close brush with the sinkie law over a $20 parking fine which in the end landed me in the subordinate court basement lockup for 1 day....a big joke that i will rememeber for generations to come.......
one of my old man worker drove the pickup back home for a day. he parked in small obscure road...way off the main road which wouldn't cause any obstruction.
next day, he came to office and handed me a summon and asked me for advice. u know, i being the big goon leetahsar, also very garang. i told it was ok, i solved the problem for him.
so like what the summon notice mentioned, not satisfied, go court and explain. and that was what exactly i did. i blur blur went to court to explain on the summon due date....
when my turn come to explain....the judge just asked coldly. "PG?""What pg?" i asked.... plead guilty was the reply..."oh no," i told the judge, "I wanna explain..." Judge" "give him another date to attend court. next!" and this repeated when i attend the new appointment. each time, i went higher in the floor level.
finally during the 3rd time, i said "OK,lah! PG, PG!"
ok, give him the new summon. i nearly fainted.....my $20 had now became $200. where got enough money with me? so i asked how?
they handcuffed me and guided me to the basement lockup and told me to call for someone to come and pay. if not, got to check into free hotel for 10 days i.e, $20/day. $200 - 10 days.

and inside the very spacious cell...there was a public phone for u to call for someone to bring money...if not, once office hours over, they bundled u up into the mata car and ferry u to the changi international hotel....
so i was damn desperate...and my urine was almost overflowing.....no toilet just faced against the wall and sprayed.
finally, my sis came and paid up the stupid $200 fine instead of 20. and hell! this amount was going to be deducted from my next pay check.
shit! theRE u ve it bros and siss....get this type of lame summon...pay up don't argue. they r after u money not ur explanation even though u may have a valid one.
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY THE BLOODY SINKIE LAW!!!:(

From:
jbjjbjjbj
30-Oct 23:45
To:
leetahsar
449 of 619

83628.449 in reply to 83628.448
Playing Monopoly mah. Go directly to jail, do not pass 'Go', do not collect $200.

From:
leetahsar
30-Oct 23:48
To:
jbjjbjjbj
450 of 619

83628.450 in reply to 83628.449
thanks for reminding me about monopoly...i was kinda of a feeling funny like where i experience this sort of thing before until u said "MONOPOLY", of course go to jail and pay $200. what a joke...we have a MONOPOLY court that means. lol

From:
leetahsar
31-Oct 06:11
To:
khanaton
451 of 619

83628.451 in reply to 83628.446
of course, i do, lah...i am leetahsar not a buddha yet...still in flesh and hot blood. of course, when u see a chiobu, the blain juice will be gushing to the bloodhound area or the anaconda territory...but then...u know deep breathing and mind control and everything will be sucked back into the blain and become brain juice again...tranquil and serene....this is called mental training. steady poon pee pee, hah? namo amitahba buddha!

From:
BabaEro11
31-Oct 23:05
To:
leetahsar
452 of 619

83628.452 in reply to 83628.447
in your Sinkapore, you are GUILTY until you proved yourself innocent. Even after you proved you are innocent, the Kangaroo courts still assume you are guilty.

From:
leetahsar
1-Nov 00:36
To:
BabaEro11
453 of 619

83628.453 in reply to 83628.452
eh, hello...this is a very miniscule matter of $20 fine for parking in a very remote and obscure small road...i wanted to explain that since vehicle wasn't causing any obstruction, what offence could the driver be committing? simple as that but not given the chance...final verdict: $20 summon upgraded to $200...like some one just said...it's MONOPOLY COURT here go to jail or pay $200... what a big joke our court here is!!!
want the money just state properly behind the summon notice. don't add "if not satisfy, attend court and explain...." something like this is a con to trick us into paying a bigger fine...joking , right?! goon like me would take those words literally 'cos i m leetahsar, the biggest goon!

From:
khanaton
1-Nov 17:29
To:
leetahsar
454 of 619

83628.454 in reply to 83628.453
leetahsar,
more stories leh.
i miss your stories.