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the_darkness_within_ (devilyang)
10-Dec 21:08
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leetahsar
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83628.565 in reply to 83628.563
But attachment to money is much much greater if you are poor than if you are rich.
Based on your past experience, since you are a $300 a month pauper, the $200 is definitely a dagger in the heart for you.
But if you are a billionaire, I am sure the $200 is nothing to you.
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leetahsar
10-Dec 21:12
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if i were really a wise man and not a goonie leetahsar, i would choose the ugly one....choose the ugliest one with a golden heart...u off light, every hole is the same.....
dun forget, a beautiful will also age...and without a golden heart...u dun feel secure. u won't know when she goes around humping while shopping...hahaha...
but the ugly one with the golden heart...is safe. no body wants what...but she will still bear ur children and kuai kuai stays at home and make sure every domestic stuffs are in order. treat u like a king and kiss ur toes.
the beautiful slutty one, the moment u fall, it would be good luck and good bye. but the ugly one, the moment u fall, she worries sick for u. she suffers even more for u.....she tends to u...pray in the temple that u reover faster...worries herself sick for u....in the end, who suffer more for u........isn't this more beautiful then the so called beautiful spider spirits who spin their deadly webs of passion and lust?

From:
leetahsar
10-Dec 21:16
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the_darkness_within_ (devilyang) unread
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83628.567 in reply to 83628.562
ya use viagra like the LAU HAN KOO...and continue shooting sperm missiles until run out...then shoot blood sperm missile and finally die cock standing...exactly like how LAU HAN KOO died...did u read that story? real one hor....just my next door neighbour only hor.
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leetahsar
10-Dec 21:25
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so be it lah since u already decided. to each his favorite dish lor...anyway, i think i ve taken too much lobster meals...the next meal would be vegetarian until i shed some pounds away....
there is no right or wrong....if u serously think u r right, then u r right....but there is a universal law called cause and effect....u sow ur what cause seed now, keep watering and nurture on it....and then the effect will arrive. then u ve to bear it. if it still make u happy, u were right in the first place. if u make u suffer, hell then u were damn bloody wrong...and the effect is not on u too....the effect will grow even bigger and wife, children, parents, friends....all those dear around u will also feel the effect..same too if the final effect from the cause u sowed is good, everyone around you will get to feel it too....
so now r u still considering humping pretty spider spirits is a good cause seed to be sowed?..........
bad is bad; good is good...things are really very simple in its basic sense....yet people choose to cheat themselve and psycho themselves simply because they din know that they already created attachment for themselves...illusive dreamy attachments to impermanence...chui guo chui guo!.....

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leetahsar
10-Dec 21:30
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83628.569 in reply to 83628.565
oh thanks! then wait until i billionare...then i write LEETAHSAR THE BILLIONAIRE PAIN LIKE ANYTHING OVER $200 SUMMON.....maybe in another future couple of life times...hahahaha...;9)
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the_darkness_within_ (devilyang)
11-Dec 19:01
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leetahsar
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83628.570 in reply to 83628.1
Man may propose.
Heaven may dispose.
But if man never propose in the first place, then he will never know what heaven intends to dispose for him, whether it be bad or good outcome.
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leetahsar
11-Dec 19:30
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83628.571 in reply to 83628.570
u have good insight of thing...but a bit lack on the mindfulness part...
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...is a very chimp universal principle.
take me for example...i sloughed and sloughed. i honest fat goon guy. never cheat people. always let people cheat me...and the trouble is i know but i still let them cheat me.....and my proposal was to own a nursery entirely on my own in JB away from the gov bulldozers....by right everything should come up as plan. then everything went wrong...first the CLOB SHARES (which pinkie intends to re-start and con the nation again) then the bulldozers...then my trusty pickup's unfortunate fate...*sob*....and in the end, everything taken from me...if u were me how would u feel and react?
luckily for me, i was already in the prajnaparamita heart sutra chanting....i slowly begin to understand what's written inside this wonderful sutra....and so i accept my fate without being resentful or vengeful or filled myself with hatred and revenge to get even...i just accept what had happened.....and the best part, i understood:
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE.....so i try to share this mentality with u guys here:
THE PAST IS HISTORY, NO POINT CRYING OR LAMENTING OVER IT,THE FUTURE IS YET TO COME, NO POINT FEARING OR PLANNING FOR IT, IT WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF....IT IS THIS PRESENT MOMENT THAT U R LIVING NOW...SO TREASURE THIS VERY MOMENT...treasure the people around u, the air that u breathe...the sight that u r enjoying...for u won't know what would happen next the moment u step out of ur door......
if u like me, dun worry for me, thanks...i never felt happier...and i only regret i din retire earlier...hahahaha ;9)
i can proudly tell the world I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON CUM TIMEKEEPER ALIVE!!! ;9)
From:
leetahsar
12-Dec 07:07
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leetahsar
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83628.572 in reply to 83628.542
today will be my last time i tell u all i strike lottery....yes pai seh i strike lottery again for sunday draw...2nd prize 0044 chun chun bought only $1 and collected 1k.
this time i striked was really weird. the previous night i dreamt i was holding 2 rabbits on my palm. they jumped off and disappeared. i went check on chinese horoscope and rabbit ranked #4 so 2 rabbits mean 44 and disappeared suddenly means 00...so yesterday went buy just for the fun of it $1 big on 0044...and today goodness came out 2nd prize...
i know by sharing my happiness with u all here can sometimes backfired...many r not happy with u when u r happy. in fact this bunch of sadistic losers rather u suffer. the greater u suffer, the happier they feel....ok, next time i write my suffering...but usually everything ends up well for me....it's like many buddhas are overlooking at me.....i never feel so blessed and happier...;9)
my intention is to hope u can feel my overflowing happiness and wish it could infect u with a warm glow within u....so u feel loved and cared for....once u feel loved...the power to overcome obstruction knows no bound...and that's precisely i hope u can achieve. in this bad times of ours, we don't know how long some poor brothers and sisters can tolerate it.....
BE BRAVE AND PERSERVE. REMEMBER EVERY CLOUDS HAS A SILVER LINING..AND EVERY STORMS END WITH A BRIGHTER DAY....be positive and hopeful. take it as a spiritual training to strengthen urself for further endeavours....PEACE BE WITH ALL OF U!
Edited 13/12/2005 22:07 ET by leetahsar
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leetahsar
12-Dec 07:31
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83628.573 in reply to 83628.572
THE EX-GFS OF SIBEIPINE, THE TRUE BLUE ROLANTO OF THE WEST
Welcome to Agony Uncle LEETAHSAR CLUB. yes i was the agony uncle for all the ex-gfs of sibeipine:
1. chiacharboh - expiry date: 6 yrs. rich, pretty, cultured and musically inclined. cello specialist trained in UK....prospective daughter-in-law. results: history
2.chillipadi - expiry date: 1 1/2 yrs. hot like mexican chillipadi. fun girl. big bosoms, playful, protective and possesive, more to the wild side, make a good lover but poor wifey material. results: still pending...sibeipine's most loved.
3. von von: expiring date: on and off. cute little girl, petite with big round eyes, very very sweet and sporting little thing, according to sibeipine, the best on the the bed so far. results: on reserved back up . meaning no one to call, call her.
4. auli : expiry date: barely a yr. beautiful like actress but kayu, good as a flower vase for decoration, not very informed, but good assets and figure. results: history and married to someone and damn haggard now.
5. cindy: expiry date: less than 3 mths. good assets student but very fakey, talk or rather slang like an ang mor but stays in 3 rm hdb, vry fakedy. results: history and married, now fat like a pig more piggy than me.
6.fantasi choobeebee: expiry date: 2 yrs, good girl with good business acumen, a treasure treated like a discard, generous, cheerful, pretty and caring....results: history, meeting me this xmas with new rich indo bf, sibeipine should have married her. too bad let a good fish ran off.
6. doritis : expiry date: as above. a lau chiobu divorcee with 2 teenager daughters...sibeipine two timing on choobeebee when she returned to indonesia...revealed her true colors when she knew sibeipine was actually seeing another gf at the same time. results: history...more interested in sibeipine's wealth than for love.....
7. jolee : innocent college girl, blur like sotong....resutls: used and discard...history.
all the above gfs one way or another had cried on my shoulders and hug me with broken hearts. poor sweet little things. take it as a blessing u were history. if not, u would suffer an even more dreadful fate. PEACE BE WITH ALL OF U......

From:
leetahsar
13-Dec 19:37
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leetahsar
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83628.574 in reply to 83628.573
yes....i use to be freaking ok rich. but MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE. all my money was thrown into CLOB SHARES...and u know what happen to it ,right? thanks to pinkie, lau goh and the gang.....;9(
but now without the fortune that i used to amass....i m surprisinly even happier. no more stress. dingdong brother won't keep borrowing money from me without returning and splurge on his spider spirit from Miri, sarawak. and without money to splurge, miri spider spirit left my brother alone and go hunt for another goondu back home...BLESSING RIGHT?
so today, i start my real life story about my ting tong brother....very hardworking, very loyal guy...but a real big carrot and hence his name...robert lee or carrot lee more appropriate. this ting tong carrot alwasy kena chopped by friends, his "brothers" and even total strangers....i always worry for him even up to today. so begins my story about my ting tong brother....
MY TING TONG BROTHER, CARROT LEE (robert lee)
this ting tong younger brother of mine, carrot lee is orignally called robert or lou2 bou4....carrot in chinese. my family is a good family. all my sisters and brother are very good people. big hearted and really generous...well maybe stupidly generous in carrot's case.
carrot was in the ns as a service engieer doing those amphibian vehicles and building those bo liao bridges that link 2 sides of the river.....very bo liao. built and sweat like hell. then dismantled and sweat like even greater hell....
then once, poor carrot trying to help a sotong enlist injured his back very badly. he was supposed to be upgraded from corporal to sargeant. due to the incident, instead of upgrading, he was given exemption from further national service. wow, shiok like anything. dun even have to do further reservist duty. wow! better than strike big sweep.....but no! hell followed him. he suffers...yes still suffering agonising backache when he touches alcohol. he has to be on medication for life due to this current health condition. thanks to ns. i now join a forummer who always shout: NS IS REALLY KILLING OUR BOYS!!! YES IT INJURED MY POOR BROTHER FOR LIFE!!! AND HE GOT NO COMPENSATION....JUST EXEMPTION....PAY ME BACK A HEALTHY GOOD BROTHER U BLOODY NS MURDERER!!!@#$%^&*
the medication carrot takes is quite expensive beside the usual painkiller. the doctor told us that one of his spinal nerves like got entangled with the vertebral disc. can't operate due to the complicated entanglement. very high risk involved that may end up paraplegic.....so poor brother of mine, carrot got to endure the pain until the day he dies...sad ;9(
carrot then went into many kind of technical job. however, due to the pain which frequently for no reason on set, he gotta take many days off until he also pai seh and compelled to quit his job. in the end having no choice, he worked for my old man's engineering firm. the family business was a viable and profitable one, but our old man left much to be desired as a good boss nor a good father......bad choice for carrot. me already working for sadistic old man had advised carrot not to join, there won't be any goodies for him even though the boss was our own father. look at me: i pao ka liao....everything do...the asst boss, the clerk, the phone operator, the secretary, the typist,the accountant, the office cleaner.....etc....oh ya, and my beloved grandma's personal assistant...and how much i should be paid?.....a miserly $300/mth....no overtime. sometime even had to go see client and sell the company's products...and though me good sales talker....any business gained wasn't added to any extras at the end of the month's pay. it was always $300....and for 5 yrs later...it was still $300.
carrot knew his health's condition....so having no choice, he sold his soul to our fatherly devil...and much domestic family problems thus erupted.....it was menstruation cramp my devlish father experienced. his was like twice a month when a normal female only went through once a month....'cos payday was every forthnight. so during payday, it was always the same story between carrot and the hopeless old man over carrot's entitled overtime pay. my devilish father would deduct a bit of this and a bit of that from carrot's deserved overtime pay. that drove carrot mad. u can see now what a freaking hell of a father i was having.....and he is still alive today...and freaking hell still creating problems for the whole family and especially me....always forcing me to sell away my 2 units of hdb so he could have some money to donate to genting highlands. he had donated all his saving and the family business away and also my inheritance from beloved grandma....he's now approaching 80 and still a freaking gambler....very chum for me....retired and still got to give him dough to donate to the casino...sad ;9(.......

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leetahsar
13-Dec 21:46
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83628.575 in reply to 83628.574
so my brother was disllusioned. how could my own father treat me thus?....he was rather me too always asking this question....another reason why i want to go be monk....to find out the reason...to meditate and see if i could go back to the past life and see what the hell we own this sadistic man in our past lives that effect us to meet him in this present lives....will we be meeting him again in our future life time? i dread to think of the possiblilities.....
well, carrot wasn't happy since day one he worked for my old man. he wasn't happy with the way he ran things. the way he treated other workers and ketokked them little bit here and a little bit there, sons all included....
whenever he got his misery pay though much better than what i was getting....and i being the da ge of the tribe or the eldest son. he would frequent bar and drink all his frustration away. his so called good buddies "brothers" were the ones who brought him there.
there he met his fateful gf...or rather unfateful and unfaithful gf....KUM EE MEE...a girl with too big a papaya bosom to match her short status. a sarawakian girl from the notorious redlight town of MIRI. she was the bar hostess there. somehow rather carrot was impressed and captivated by her mountainous papayas. so they paired up and decided to get married.
mama lee was against the relationship....the entire siblings were against too cos this was not a simple woman. dun pray pray with her, hor.....this woman is very spider spiritly...always in thick makeup...u know the "make a living" kind of girl.
since carrot association with her, he was hardly back home even after midnight. and when he was back, he usually vomitted the stinking stench of alcoholic mess.....u will be surpised i was so worried and sad for him, i actually wept in silent prayer for my this misled goon brother......and my mum,,,,well she wept in stereo blasting sound effect. scolding and crying her heart out at carrot. but he couldn't be bothered. he was as drunk and dead as a corpse!
then the next day, carrot's back and whole body would start to ache. he would grimaced and whine like a pig waiting to be slaughtered....and this went on for days...and so he absent from work. then payday and u know what? the bloody old man of ours deducted carrot's pay for the days of absence....see, a father could do that to his own son...what else can't he do?.......
that angered carrot further and it was off to the bars and more drinking and hugging of kum ee mee. i think carrot unwittingly was already entangled in this miri spider spirit's web and was being sucked alive......
in the end, carrot announced to the family he was shifting out to stay. he would be co habiting with kum ee mee whether we approved or not. stupid foolish stubborn idiotic carrot packed and out he went with kum ee mee to his hewly rented flats nearby....so both the lovebirds could still come back to visit mum and eat her damn shiok home cooked meals.....